She's a hopeful realist and a cautious optimist that may have the tendency to stick her foot in her mouth... and she has curly hair... that she actually likes.

*Note: She thought typing in 3rd person would make her sound less ostentatious and self-indulgent, but now realizes she seems a bit pompous instead. Okay, yes, Doren cares what people think.

Welcome to my land of wish-wash, re-blogs, and cheese.

DOR-OUT In the World...

Here’s to the glamorous pioneer of comics that put the “-ienne” in comedienne 🍸 #HarryWinstonToeTags #JoansIdea

Here’s to the glamorous pioneer of comics that put the “-ienne” in comedienne 🍸 #HarryWinstonToeTags #JoansIdea

Ben had a birthday. I gave him this. Reason why: 50% bc it does a ton of stuff like sand wood and 50% bc it’s made by a company named “Fein.”  #PickedUp&ReturnedInSameVisit 
#whatever #HBDbenjamin ❤️ (at dungeon of no escape (Home Depot))

Ben had a birthday. I gave him this. Reason why: 50% bc it does a ton of stuff like sand wood and 50% bc it’s made by a company named “Fein.” #PickedUp&ReturnedInSameVisit
#whatever #HBDbenjamin ❤️ (at dungeon of no escape (Home Depot))

Pepper talked me into watching funny pet videos again… #MessyDesktopVictim #doodlesofinstagram

Pepper talked me into watching funny pet videos again… #MessyDesktopVictim #doodlesofinstagram

Life aquatic with a crocodile. #SAzoo @clashist

Life aquatic with a crocodile. #SAzoo @clashist

Macys men’s department + return of 18 shirts of the same style  (diff. sizes) = best wife ever  #LeaveTheOnlineShoppingToMe

Macys men’s department + return of 18 shirts of the same style (diff. sizes) = best wife ever #LeaveTheOnlineShoppingToMe

🙌

🙌

Don’t even think about it, Pepper!

Don’t even think about it, Pepper!

@bjruttenberg and I are now celebrating anniversaries. Today is our 1st.  Happy, happy 😍🎉💃

@bjruttenberg and I are now celebrating anniversaries. Today is our 1st. Happy, happy 😍🎉💃

So much 😊

So much 😊

Photos on my phone from last year’s wedding kick-off #SappyCheeseBall #ImSentimental #SoWhat

Photos on my phone from last year’s wedding kick-off #SappyCheeseBall #ImSentimental #SoWhat

Around 20 years ago, @shirarochelle and I were probably sitting in S101 @ the #Oakwoods when I told her that she would be in my wedding some day. 👭😊❤

Around 20 years ago, @shirarochelle and I were probably sitting in S101 @ the #Oakwoods when I told her that she would be in my wedding some day. 👭😊❤

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